Coney Island Chaos
Why this derby name and number?
Going to Coney Island as a kid was one of my favorite things to do and my all time favorite car is a 1959 Cadillac El Dorado, baby blue of course.
What is your hometown?
Uniondale, NY
How did you get into derby?
I saw a flyer and thought "I could do that!"
Who is your derby wife?
Dizzy Miss Lizzie
Drink of Choice?
COFFEE!!!!!!!
Favorite song(s) to skate to?
Anything punk or 80's synth pop
Weapon of Choice?
Car keys to the neck, handy yet unexpected
Favorite Movie?
Goodbye Lenin!
Non-Derby Hobbies?
Video games, model car building, reading
Words of Advice?
Never trust a man with a mustache
If you could have one superhero power what would it be?
Invisibility
If you weren't playing roller derby what would you be doing?
Learning how to do fancy things with a deck of cards
Favorite Quote?
"Thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty." - John Waters
Any last words?
Duct tape will fix anything!